floppy doggin'

when you are in a state of utter delirium and you find every little thing to be the funniest thing ever. it is similar to being drunk or high without the bad side affects. it usually happens when you are in the state of pure exhaustion. known to usually occur between the hours of 12am to 4am.

sam- "jessi, can you pass me the ketchup please?"

jessi-"your mom. hhhhhhahahahhhhhhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

sam : "wow. you are really floppy doggin'"

by sam and winston and jessi October 18, 2008

floptimist

A person who tends to be overly optimistic with unrealistic expectations.

Wow, I can't believe he expected a profit of $1 million in the first year. What a floptimist!

by Littlehawkau January 23, 2018

floppy hoofka

Is a erectile distinction After one has consumed large amounts of alcohol.

I suffer from floppy hoofka after 30 beers!

by Ou812jw May 5, 2018

flopthaniel

a freshman on the varsity football team that has no hair and a 4.156 inch penis (hard). he thinks everyone is obsessed with him (they are), he’s roughly 5’10 4/5ths inches, and hearts weed. he loves his jagged jorts and his bandanna patterned sweats. he doesn’t like porta potties, however, he adores emos. he’s incredibly considerate and patient when asking if y’all got trash. he asks this because he ALMOST got suspended. he’s a DIY king! his type consists of mostly brunettes, but he sometimes mixes it up and goes for a blonde. he’s transracial. his mother is very attractive, however, she removed him from her facebook (cause unknown)

omg! do you see flopthaniel on the football field!? he’s on varsity and he’s only a freshman.

by giraffewaffa January 6, 2023

Floptok

Floptok is a subgenre of TikTok that is known for its self-deprecating humor, memes, and videos that are often considered to be "low-quality" or "moldy". The term "flop" is used in a positive way on Floptok, and it refers to someone or something that is not popular or successful. Jiafei is a Chinese-American TikToker who is known for her funny and relatable videos. Deborah Ali-Williams is a British TikToker who is known for her creative videos and her love of memes. This type of humor is often seen as a way to cope with insecurities or to make light of difficult situations.

Memes: Floptok is known for its use of memes, which are images or videos that are shared online and often modified with text or captions. This is often seen as a deliberate choice, as it gives the videos a more authentic and relatable feel."Flop" culture: The term "flop" is used in a positive way on Floptok, and it refers to someone or something that is not popular or successful. This is a way of celebrating the underdog and of rejecting the traditional standards of success.

“we are in the great land of Floptok!! 😍😍”

by Afeith August 17, 2023

Smashing with a floppy

To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

When she says 'don't cum in me,' but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing with a floppy.

by DirtyCroat November 3, 2016

big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003