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Floofle

Someone or something possess an abundance of floof or fluff
I love that cat, it's such a floofle
by DobbyHolland June 11, 2018
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Floogenhooser

a) Used in exclamation after witnessing something exciting, cool, or interesting .
b) Used to purposely embarrass oneself.
c) Because of it's first letter, you can smoothly change the f-word into Floogenhooser under circumstances where the f-word would be less than appropriate.
a) You see something blow up on TV - "FLOOGENHOOSER! That was cool!"
b) You run in front of the screen at a movie theater while yelling "FLOOGENHOOSER, FLOOGENHOOSER!"
c) You stub your toe while at your grandma's house - "Fu....loogenhooser!"
by Wagg February 21, 2005
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Betty Floored

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.
X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.
by Melloro January 7, 2011
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flooper

The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.
Darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.
by Cong Kong August 7, 2007
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Flooed

The state of being when under the influence of hard drugs.
Similar to fubar
Last night at that party, i was so flooed.
by Pah'trici'ah March 2, 2010
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flooper my pooper

To have anal sex
by BJCC June 21, 2010
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Floof

A fucking sham

A phony ass

A chimpining mofo
A crank ass bitch
Your dad won’t let you have a girl in the house? What a fucking floof!
by Swagballs420 December 7, 2021
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