Flacid

Gettin' mad soft or limp.

Girls Question: "If I were an ice cream cone, how would you eat me?"
Peter Griffin: "I'd eat you real fast, before I got flacid"
Stacker McRandler: "I'd invite my friend Ronny over, and we'd give you a double dip"

by Johnny McSteampot March 8, 2008

Flamidia

An STD so severe flames shoot out of the penis.

Eddie Murphey : I cant even take a piss inside my house no more, ill burn my house down.

Narrator : You got a serious case of Flamidia son.

by ComptonFatKid April 15, 2010

Flaids

The combination of Influenza and Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). Essentially as deadly as AIDS but is spread as easily as the Flu.

Damn, Ana just coughed on me, I hope she doesn't give me Flaids!

by Steven A. March 29, 2007

flasid

An adjective used when something is/was very boring and stupid.

Dude, that fratparty was so flasid, nobody was dancing and it was so full we couldn't move.

by boonerwords February 17, 2010

Flovid

Letting your hair grow long during the Covid crisis.

I’m not getting my haircut until Phase 4! Chics are going to dig my Flovid!

by Jon Boi October 19, 2020

flavin

Reference to "Simpsons" character Professor Frink. Describes a geek who is socially mal-adjusted. Often possesing technical know how.

"Gee that flavin will never get laid...he should stay in his parent's basement."

by gigglebiotch May 13, 2005

Flavius Damian Ciprian

When you take a huge shit that brakes the wc seat

O,shit!!I just took a Flavius Damian Ciprian

by Truth power October 3, 2019