Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.

Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

fapperoni

It's like pepperoni, only fapping.

Dude, my girlfriend didn't come over last night so I had to make a fapperoni pizza.

by MikfozHasLupus September 20, 2009

Greek frappé

1. A shaken iced coffee drink made from instant coffee.

2. A hand-job, usually provided by strip-club private dancers if the tip is good.

- Do you serve Greek frappé?
- Honey, we serve averything if the price is right!
- Do you charge extra for milk?

by Vrastaman October 22, 2009

Roblox Frappe

Frappe is a hellhole full of power hungry 12 year olds who get bullied at school and take their anger out on kids. The place is filled with trolls and exploiters since they don’t know shit on how to deal with them. They treat their employees like fucking spelling class students and correct them if they make one simple mistake, while if you correct them you’ll get demoted or banned.

These are the rank levels in the Roblox Frappe group. (LR: Low Rank , MR: Middle Rank , HR: High rank)

LR: Hello, Welcome to frappe!
MR: You were supposed to capitalize Frappe
LR: You forgot the period.
MR: ;kick LR Correcting staff.

by shinyr September 12, 2020

BarSe Fapper

A group of Singapore "bus enthusiasts" who makes regular love with buses with their gentleman's area, inconveniencing commuters after they leave their white mess behind in seats.

Barse fappers are at it again in Singapore...striking innocent buses...

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

Fapperbate

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".

I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.

by duberry January 3, 2010

Flapped Ass

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).

1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"

by thatoneguywhosaysstuff March 10, 2011