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Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.
Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on
by Lesstatt June 16, 2013
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Firing shots

Person 1: Here's my exes #. Psych, that's the wrong number!!
Person 2: boiiii call 911 cuz this nigga firing shots
by Skim milk June 20, 2015
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Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.
"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"
by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019
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poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away
burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"
by C0TT07V January 26, 2010
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Porcelain Firing Range

A urinal or any other made-from-porcelain place that one urinates in.
Time to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range!
by Duct Tape Burns February 5, 2010
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Ricky fishing

A term for female masturbation that originated in US Navy boot camp. Ricky being slang for recruit and fishing meaning the act of fingering oneself. See also: Ricky boxing
Jill was caught ricky fishing while everyone else ate lunch.
by Heroin Bob May 1, 2015
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Mouse Fishing

While working or playing on your desktop, you accidentally drop your mouse that's attached to your PC onto the floor & your to lazy to bend down and pick up, so you grab the wire attached to the mouse and pull it back up to you. tada!
While Gaming On My PC, I Had to Go Mouse Fishing During The Middle Of An Epic Boss Fight. smh
by Mr.Dinoman April 23, 2018
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