rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.

I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.

by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009

Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.

Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.

by jtronication October 23, 2009

Transylvanian Firehose

A sexual maneuver in which a man lops off the head of his own penis and sprays one or more other individuals with the resulting blood spray.

Alan's in the ER after attempting a Transylvanian Firehose.

by Aohaku July 20, 2016

doggy firehose

when u stick it in the wrong hole then she pees on u and u pee on her

i stuck it in the wrong one and we doggy firehosed

by qwesxdfcvghesxcfhg March 8, 2019

Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing

Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!

by Illanoize March 23, 2021

Badajoz Firehose

During coitus, when you ejaculate and urinate simultaneously.

I gave her the Badajoz Firehose last night!

by RoundenBrown October 15, 2021

brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.

You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.

by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022