No Fingering February

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

by zirak September 9, 2010

rasin fingers

When you finish fingering a chick and shes so wet that your fingers look like rasins

Man Dave, that was fun, i even got rasin fingers

by Zouling June 7, 2004

PC Fingers

1) A person that is used to the hard keys on a PC. When they use a Mac they press the keys too hard.

2) An insult that is directed at PC users, usually from Mac users.

1) My mate Fred came over the other day and his PC fingers ruined the keyboard on my new imac.

2) Get your dirty PC fingers off my Mac!

by Keanu Taylor December 9, 2008

3 fingers up

3 fingers up means you're loyal to your girl.

always pose 3 fingers up in picture

by L person July 12, 2022

magic mike fingers

What goes up your cooter.

Magic mike fingers goin' up your COOTER!!

by Robert Sux August 19, 2016

points fingers

The act of using one's fingers to refer to another person's mother after said person says something that can be turned into a "your mom" joke. Often used in mixed company and/or in public where one doesn't want to offend anyone within earshot.

1)
Person 1: "This is an awesome fish taco!"
Person 2: <points fingers>

2)
Person 1: Can you give me a ride?
Person 2: I gave <points fingers> a ride!

by thechowda December 27, 2009

Sardine Fingers

The putrid smell of fish puss that clings to the fingers and under the nails of one's digits that were inserted into the dirty box of a dirty whore.

Frank: Hey Carl. Did you have fish for lunch? I think I smell grunions and malt vinegar.

Carl: Hell no braaaahhh. I finger fucked that homeless whore that hangs around the park. You my friend are smelling my Sardine Fingers.

Frank: Dude I'm fixing to chunk my lunch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 8, 2015