A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!
basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!
'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!
'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!
i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!
i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
When somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, "disappear," or is spent on useless items such as a "Margaritaville margarita machine" that person is said to have financial A.I.D.S.; the opposite of a Jew.
Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dad so depressed?"
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."
by $p00n April 20, 2011
A Financial Domme is a female financial dominatrix, alternatively called Money Mistress. In a financial domination dynamic, the Money Domme is the dominant personality, and the money slave or paypig is the submissive.
Princess Sierra otherwise known as Bitchy Beauty was the first Financial Domme to establish financial domination online in the 1990s. She was followed shortly by Princess Katana otherwise known as A Cruel Beauty. Since that time other well-known and established Financial Dommes include Diamond Diva Princess, Goddess Mz Devon, and Madame Says.
Princess Sierra otherwise known as Bitchy Beauty was the first Financial Domme to establish financial domination online in the 1990s. She was followed shortly by Princess Katana otherwise known as A Cruel Beauty. Since that time other well-known and established Financial Dommes include Diamond Diva Princess, Goddess Mz Devon, and Madame Says.
In financial domination a paypig or money slave has no worth outside of pleasing his Financial Domme.
by Financial Domination History April 04, 2022
The politically correct way to refer to someone who is of low-income, impoverished, or just plain poor.
While discussing back to school purchases with your children:
"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."
"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"
"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."
An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."
"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"
"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."
An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
by truthsparked August 07, 2012
A financial method involving saving every single penny and making sure you get every last cent you can from clients, tax collectors, mortgage, and the like, regardless of legality.
by Teh Elektrik Shuffler March 08, 2011
The expressive embodiment of a financial cluster fuck of currency rates swelling to the point of no return and some nice financially crippling inflation for a glorious collapse of a corporate weenie fest and their massively disturbing but pricey load of economic fuck ups.
-I was paying some bills off but I noticed a strong feeling in my pants of financial inflammation, as I was physically experiencing the saying money burning a hole your pocket my credit score decided to take shit. The bulging girth of my wallet shrunk three sizes that day, so I decided to take a nice steamy loan on my credit score.
-Me and the guys in the office were playing with each others $ loads until fucking Tim got a case of some Financial Inflammation and gave to me and all the other guys.
-Stock markets just crashed so im gonna go fuck i mean say goodbye to my wife one last time before my $ load shrinks from this massive feeling of financial inflammation that will hopefully pass later after I get done kicking my ass in my bosses office and then sue him for kicking my ass.
-Me and the guys in the office were playing with each others $ loads until fucking Tim got a case of some Financial Inflammation and gave to me and all the other guys.
-Stock markets just crashed so im gonna go fuck i mean say goodbye to my wife one last time before my $ load shrinks from this massive feeling of financial inflammation that will hopefully pass later after I get done kicking my ass in my bosses office and then sue him for kicking my ass.
by Wordweavers May 09, 2019