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financial incontinence

In*con*ti*nence, noun (L. incontinentia)

A condition that results in the pissing away of money; piss away money.
I'd be rich if it wasn't for my financial incontinence.
by Matt Haysom February 6, 2009
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Financial Combustion

Financial Combustion is a phenomenon that is best described and often related to large companies, like Wal-Mart, that move in and invade your business territory.

First sparks are seen coming from your battered store as your skinny wife and hungry children watch in horror as flames engulf your business premise completely until only fireman and ashes are visible.

This occurs when your businesses are unfortunately in the same neigborhood.

Followed by a desperate call to your insurance company.

This also applies to neigborhoods were Homo-Depot, Cocksco, resturants like Mc Pukes, and Grim Hortons make the move on ya!
Financial Combustion Starvation Deprivation Misfortune possible Death Anger Fire
by 2ttzu November 24, 2009
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Financial Defensive Maneuver

an unnecessary task that most other people will not do, done to secure one’s self financially or to gain some kind of extra wealth.

An action one does to secure themselves financially.
Rob: Where were you last night?
Tom: I was uh...
Rob: You didn't sleep with Barb did you?!!!
Tom: IT WAS A FINANCIAL DEFENSIVE MANEUVER!
Rob: Oh, thats ok then.
by theTERM-INATORcre March 7, 2010
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Financial Transaction Coordinator

A person who handles and organizes the money transfer over a purchase, whether it be by cash, check, or credit.
I don't like the Financial Transaction Coordinators at that bank.
by robstyrr July 9, 2010
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Financial anemia

A situation descriptive of someone or some organization, company, etc, suffering from financial difficulty or shortage.
If the sales of this store dont increase, this financial anemia will put us under.

Bear Sterns died of financial anemia.
by mephentis November 19, 2010
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financial catapult

usually the last few days or the second week of a pay period during which most if not all the money from a previous paycheck has been spent, most of it on bills, debts, and food, leaving very little left for leisure. A prevalent feature of the lives of young adults
dammit, I have 10 bucks left which I need for gas, gonna be in a financial catapult the rest of this week!
by UM North Quad July 26, 2012
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financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.
Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
by lolafier December 19, 2016
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