Stalker File

Generally used synonymously with Instant Messaging programs such as AIM, a Stalker File is the recording of AIM conversations with a certain person. Its use is not exactly known but it is used either to be able to recall a certain conversation with that person or just to admire how much you talk to them about the most important and meaningful stuff or just daily chitter-chatter.

AKA: S.F.

"Just check your Stalker File to see what we were talking about yesterday!"

by Mrazfan January 11, 2009

shap file

A vector file used in geographic information systems, as spoken by a frustrated GIS user.

For alternate use see crap file.

"Where are the shap files?? Damn it!"

by holmesGIS August 3, 2009

Peter file

An insult for pedophiles due to the word constantly getting censored by Youtubes shadow ban feature.

Raven Queen is a Peter file

by Dukenukem2020 December 12, 2021

file bitch

A derogatory term for a secretary, assistant, or intern that does the most demeaning and menial office work. This person is almost always at the bottom of the company ladder, making them a living target for all their coworkers.

Jim: God, I really don't want to have to copy all of this crap. Then it's got to get filed. It's gonna take all night.

Mike: Well, just give it to the file bitch. She's not a real person anyway.

by Ian Evans January 23, 2008

MIDI files

MIDI files are a miracle and they are mainly made by the legend vinesauce Joel. One of the best MIDI files is John Cena theme MIDI.

Joel: These MIDI files are better than life

by fiver or tener November 19, 2018

Claus file

A made-up file in a law firm in the name of Mr S. Claus, used as an excuse by lawyers for slacking off or engaging in non-work related activities.

"You can bill that time spent drinking to the Claus file."

by Mrs Claus August 22, 2011

cake file

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes

1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file

by Oncomingstorm77 April 25, 2008