human fidget spinner

Humans having sex while moving.

Angelica "yo last night was crazy"
Eliza"yah we moved from one side of the house to the other"
Peggy"It was a human fidget spinner"

by ProjectBlueBanana April 5, 2020

Fidget Spinner

Full blown Autism

I have a fidget spinner.
So...you have autism.

by Long dong silvers crippling de May 23, 2017

Fidget Spinner

The physical form of autism. If you know somebody who owns a fidget spinner you should never talk to them ever again unless you want to be contaminated.

Guy 1: Hey what you got there

Guy 2: autistic moan "fidget spinner"

Guy 1: Oh god I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this

*cocks shotgun

The End

by papasito6 May 21, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A horrible toy invented for horrible children

Person 1:I got my son a fidget spinner
Person2: *spits in face* on hat is cancer

by Newbness June 4, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy that teens use either to be part of a trend(*cough!* fad!), to make themselves look cooler, or a chance to use something remotely close to a Beyblade they could never own as a child.

Carl: Hey, Drew! Guess what I bought!
Drew: Hmmm... McDonald's?
Carl: NeeeOPE! A fidget spinner!
Drew: ...Are... are we still friends?

by Smith dux Wurd June 5, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A hand toy for retards and millennials.

Hunter, Scout, and Ryder are all playing with their fidget spinners. Here comes Braylen, he has one too!

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

fidget spinner

The top 1 trend in 2017.

My fidget spinner spins a lot.

by a pomarainian May 28, 2017