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feather the clutch

letting a fart out slowly to avoiding shitting your pants in the process.
After eating spicy thai food,I had to feather the clutch the rest of the day.
by buttpirate81 December 16, 2009
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Feather

A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.
Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!

Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
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Featheries

A subgroup of science fiction and fantasy fans who focus on cartoon birds, anthropomorphic birds, or human-bird hybrids. Can have a sexual aspect.
Them: "I'm a furry. My fursona is a fox."
You: "Oh, I'm a feathery! My feathersona is an owl. We featheries are similar to furries."
by Little Lord WTF? December 24, 2010
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INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER?

When discussing Indians there is often confusion about who you're talking about, native Americans or people from India. To clarify the matter you can ask, "Dot or feather?" The feather refering to native Americans or dot, referring to the red dot worn by Indian women.
Judy said, "I was downtown and a large group of Indians were in the park."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."

Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."
by MR WOLF September 17, 2007
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Feltham

A shitty town in West London. Feltham consists of a bunch of chavs, a McDonald's(chavs hot spot)and a small jd. It is rated the worst place to live in West London and I would not live in feltham.
• I'm reping my end, Feltham
shit town in london
by Feltham April 22, 2019
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farthlings

The fries that fall out into the bag.
Are you going to eat the farthlings, too?
by cyclam8 January 17, 2009
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