Finlay

Commonly thought of as a minor case of gonorrhea, but no, children, it is much more severe than that.

A "finlay" is a serious disease which could be correlated to chlamydia, but much worse. The symptoms of this disease are chronic stupidity, a prominent usage of 1337, and a slight case of complete confusion on one's gender.

Cause of "finlay" is the extreme love for jawnty, another extreme disease.

Preventions are to stay inside the boundaries of Canada and to GTFO the internets.

Jordan: So, uh, baby. Want to get some pizza later?
Co-worker at YMCA: Uh, gross. You got FINLAY!
Jordan: WTF! Only 'cause that slut Jessica gave me JAWNTY!

LULS!

by Jessica FAST! January 6, 2009

fenway faggots

A derogatory term used to describe the Boston Red Rox Major League Baseball team.

"That Fenway Faggots man David Ortiz is always fucking hitting faggot hits"

by jackmcc May 6, 2015

finlay reid

A very hot male, has a massive load (14+ inches)

Finlay: hey
Me: Finlay Reid has a big load

by Dave Johnson January 24, 2017

Finlay

Is a male male gold digger he likes to get loads of girlfriends at a time for money.

"omg he is such a finlay"

by TheHelloGuy69420 November 2, 2019

Finlay

Some asshole who thinks he is a tough guy. A Finlay wants to be cool. A Finlay also loses his virginity at a early age. Gets angry very easily and can't think of comebacks by himself.

"That dickhead is such a Finlay"

by 8656864574231 June 16, 2018

Finlay

A fucking gay cunt that looks like a fucking bin

Oh wtf that person looks like a disgusting gay Finlay cunt

by EmmaSmithSexyHot69 February 18, 2019

Finlay

Finlay (Finn) is very easily offended, so don't go talking wass about his armpits (btw if you look at them don't be surprised that you'll see a shining gleam that can almost blind you. If you have fragile eyesight; I recommend you to stay away from this boy ,that has yet to become a man, as you might possibly go blind. If Finlay is wearing long sleeves you'll be safe... trust me on this one. At least his head isn't bald... it's grey... don't be surprised if it all disappears before he is middle-aged.). He is nor black or white... he is red (more commonly known as a red squirrel).

I warn you... DO NOT take this guy to double dates!! He talks to ladies like a 5 year-old on drugs. He makes no attempt to sound cool (never heard him deepening his below average-toned voice, unless he's into milf. I think that explains it all!!). Finlay has never, never, never, never, never ever, ever had alcohol or fizzy drinks in his whole life. He acts like it is an illegal drug.

He will never get laid
(he will bullshit like Jay from 'The Inbetweeners').

Finlay will never get laid, because he stays sober... ALWAYS!! No funnnn!!

by Unbearable Spoon October 16, 2019