Feeding The Kittens 

When you jack off in your hand and you have a girl lick the cum out.

Dude, I was just feeding the kittens backstage underneath the drum riser

Feeding The Kittens by HumiliatedGrape August 19, 2010

Feeding the rabbit 

A female kneels behind the man and eats his ass while reaching around to stroke his wang

Mary and Phil spent all night in the bedroom, where Mary was feeding the rabbit. Phil had a good night!

Feeding the rabbit by Fred TO July 17, 2006

Feeding the Geese 

An excuse for jackin' the beanstalk (see wank) when ones back is turned towards another person.

Jake: Kevin, what are you doing by the computer? What's your arm moving like that for?

Kevin: Oh... um... uhh... I'm just feeding the geese.

Jake: I didn't know geese eat that.

Feeding the Geese by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Feeding the Birds 

When three or more women lay side by side facing the same direction on a bed with their heads overhanging the edge. The women will keep their mouths open while the man stands in front of them walking back and forth ejaculating into their mouths. The Dutch version where this orginated substituted urine for the semen.

Dude, I went home with those three chicks last night.
Friend, What happened?
Dude, I spent all night feeding the birds!

Feeding the Birds by TruChef May 6, 2011

feeding the snake 

To offer up ones fist into anothers open palm as a sign of sexual submissiveness.

As in the case of Brief Case Wanker drawing attention from colleagues in the pub by feeding the snake

feeding the snake by Inbetweener2u April 27, 2014

Feeding the Possums 

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.

Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"

Feeding the Possums by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010

feeding the vacuum 

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.

Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.

feeding the vacuum by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017