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Benedict Fartold

A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.
Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.

Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.
by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014
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Doctor of Fartology

A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.
She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Fapology

Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!

Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.
by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009
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fatilicious

when a girl is a little bit on the bigger side, but you would still root her brains out
guy 1: "bro i heard you fucked a fat chick last night"
guy 2: "nah she was fatilicious bro"
by thebigboy1 July 4, 2011
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Fatal1ty

Fatal1ty, who's real name is Johnathan Wendel, is the self-proclaimed "best PC gamer in the world". In all honesty he is one of the worst "professional" gamers alive today. Most true PC gamers also like to point out that his persona reeks strongly of homosexuality.

His existence has been greatly popularized by the release of ABIT motherboards bearing his same name. Regardless, no amount of marketing can rid him of his ever-present gay aura.
"Hi," shouted Johnathan, "my name is Fagtal1ty and I'm gayer than Ricky Martin on Christmas."
by Vayne March 23, 2005
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Homme fatale

The masculine form of "femme fatale".

Womanizers, playboys, casanovas fall under this category.
girl 1: look at that guy

girl 2: he's homme fatale

girl 1: what?

girl 2: you know, playboys, womanizers, etc
by Scorpio_Rishi May 6, 2014
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fabolous

F-A i'ma let these TECs spray, B-O hope ya vests be low, L-O you can run and tell po's, U-S you fuckin wit tha roughest
by L-Burna May 22, 2003
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