Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.

Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".

by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024

fat italian man

fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen

the fat italian man is fat

by RRREEEEEEEEEEE January 3, 2022

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian

It's in the name.

me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025

Fat-man Burrito

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.

Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!

by gary696969 March 6, 2010

fat-man

a euphemism for defecation, used in conjunction with 'little-boy' (i.e. urination). Commonly used as a noun, but acceptable in verb form.

I shouldn't have had that seventh enchilada. I've never had to take a fat-man so bad in my life.

I always fat-man before i go to work in the morning.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

Fat Man

Stemming from the name of the nuclear bomb dropped on the Japanese city of Nagasaki; this term means to stand a top the tank of ones toilet and proceed to shit into the bowl from that height, resulting in a large splash, and if one has had Indian food, a considerable mess.

"Hey John come in here! I'm about to drop a Fat Man!"

by hankmaster69 November 9, 2017

“The Fat Man”

One of many slang uses for the word dad or father.

“The fat man” is on his way here, I’ll have to be going soon.

by darbell April 25, 2020