After I masturbate I surf the web so that if people who suspected me to be masturbating walk in, they will think I was surfing the Internet the whole time.
by Awaress December 14, 2008
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Masturbating when you are frustrated as hell, or an angry masturbation period. Basically, a really angry masturbation. Can be used by a girl or a boy.
Last week my girlfriend and I got in a fight and I was so angry, that I frusturbated to her best friend's prom picture.
by wingringhouse September 20, 2009
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I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.
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Last night I was bored so I went on urban dictionary to search how to masturbate and tried it. It was amazing.
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