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masturbate

What you probably just got done doing
After I masturbate I surf the web so that if people who suspected me to be masturbating walk in, they will think I was surfing the Internet the whole time.
by Awaress December 14, 2008
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Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head

A rare insult; not only is it dutifully insulting, but the person you use it against will have no time to think of a comeback.
"You stupid!"
"Shut yo fuck you up you lookin like a Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head."
"Fuck you said?"
"Yeah, Fuck you, I said!"
by Haguj March 28, 2020
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frusturbate

Masturbating when you are frustrated as hell, or an angry masturbation period. Basically, a really angry masturbation. Can be used by a girl or a boy.
Last week my girlfriend and I got in a fight and I was so angry, that I frusturbated to her best friend's prom picture.
by wingringhouse September 20, 2009
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Flashturbate

When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.
I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.
by bonobos September 20, 2011
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i dont masturbate

a common phrase used by shy adolescents that most likely do masturbate but are obviously shy
"what the heck, i dont masturbate, thats so weird of you to think that"

"mk martha"
by bitchboysaga6969 January 25, 2021
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How to Masturbate

For Females- lick finger/fingers and slowly slide into pussy onc in make sure you're fully wet. At first just put the top in and gently move it around and your pussy should slowly get used to it being in there. Then you can slide it in further or try and find you clit or g-spot then you can enjoy many orgasms all by yourself.
Last night I was bored so I went on urban dictionary to search how to masturbate and tried it. It was amazing.
by hornybitchh_ February 25, 2021
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masturbate

Something Everybody does I mean EVERYBODY!!! (except people with cameras in every room, but the fund a way around it)
I masturbate every night!
It's Too FUN!!
by Masturbate is good! August 7, 2005
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