Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

by veovis88 June 26, 2009

Fastegio

(Fah-Stee-Geo)
A word you use to counter an insult you don't understand.

Jimmy: Mike, you're exiled from this town because you're a retard.
Mike: *Hesitates* Uh...You're a fastegio!

by Osx April 12, 2009

fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009

fastly

Quickly; speedily; rapidly.

23yrold3yrold is a name that is difficult to type fastly.

by Voice of Tango December 18, 2003

Die faster food

Another term for fast food, because after you eat it for a long time it wall make you die from a heart attack,stroke ect.

I quit eating die faster food.

by Judge dreed7 April 30, 2011

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.

there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

Daddy faster

you want ur daddy to go faster idiot

i use it alot.

Faster daddy AhHHH Big d!ck papi daddy FASTER !

by wordsforurstupidass May 26, 2021