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Farm Face

A Farm Face is a Portsmouth slang word used to describe somebody from one of the several Middle Class suburban Farming Villages near, but NOT IN the City of Portsmouth. A Farm Face usually lives in a Posh Farming village such as Purbrook, Horndean and Hambledon.
"Did you see that straw-chewing Country Farm Face in here earlier? I bet he drinks in The Woodman with all the other middle class country bumpkins"
by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021
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Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame
Hey you want a farm handjob?

I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.
by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022
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farm warming

Though it sounds like a party for a yuppie gentlemen farmer to show his friends the acre, the cow, and the carbon-neutral construction bamboo and mahogany barn, a "farm warming" is in fact just a code name for a big gay sex party. Usually the attendants are pretty much the same people who would be at an actual farm-warming, and it can occur in a carbon neutral barn structure.
"Spencer and Jack never came home last night after that 'farm warming' they went to -- I guess all that plowing tired them out."
"Either that or the huge amounts of gay sex."
"Yeah, one of those."
by GaySexPartiezUnveiled July 12, 2009
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farm tool

it's another name for hoe. get it a hoe is a farm tool so if you are a hoe, like slut, then you are therefore a farmtool
You're so easy,you farm tool.
by Skara2 September 25, 2010
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Farm Fucks

The kids who are basicly hicks, but listen to glitzy hip hop music, because they want to look like they're straight outta "the projects." They aren't exactly a wigger because they don't act out black culture. And the worsed drug they've ever been around is pot.

They hide in universities and colleges because nobody knows where they actually come from and what their status was in Farmsville USA. In reality, these kids were probobly geeks, and lord knows that they wouldn't last two seconds on the streets of any major city, despite how much a badass they might seem.

Basicly, a farm fuck is a hick who listens to rap music.
by zoey April 10, 2004
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farm out

A contractual agreement with an owner who holds a working interest in an oil and gas lease to assign all or part of that interest to another party in exchange for fulfilling contractually specified conditions. The farmout agreement often stipulates that the other party must drill a well to a certain depth, at a specified location, within a certain time frame; furthermore, the well typically must be completed as a commercial producer to earn an assignment. The assignor of the interest usually reserves a specified overriding royalty interest, with the option to convert the overriding royalty interest to a specified working interest upon payout of drilling and production expenses, otherwise known as a back-in after payout (BIAPO).
There's nothing more satisfying for middle management than being the decision maker on a farm out.
by Delhi Kedi May 5, 2009
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farm animal

Just the most disgusting brand of a whore possible, worse than a dog, just some stock animal that is there to feed you when your hungry.
the farm animal came over last night, mook banged her and i caught the vish!
by Dylan A August 16, 2006
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