(Noun, pl) Tits that are actually just bags of fat; they are totally shapeless, and can only be found on fat people. They frequently cause boner whiplash.
Susan: You have way bigger boobs than I do!
Mindy: No, your boobs are way bigger because they are not even boobs, they are fatbags.
Mindy: No, your boobs are way bigger because they are not even boobs, they are fatbags.
by lechatquirit March 11, 2009
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An extension of the term "fanboy," meant to be used specifically as the derogatory form instead of the basic term.
Some people wear the term "fanboy" proudly and they rightly deserve to as long as they are respectful of criticism and opposing viewpoints along with being polite in the discussion or advocating of the fan-subject. However, once the person crosses the territory from simply being a strong fan and advocate to becoming unreasonable, overzealous, or rude to those that oppose or differ in opinion, they cross from a "Fanboy" to a "Fanbastard."
Such behavior can range from obnoxiously trying to push the subject onto others, praising the subject without accepting the faults, flat out denying any negative criticism of the subject, and any other rude behavior associated in discussing the subject.
Some people wear the term "fanboy" proudly and they rightly deserve to as long as they are respectful of criticism and opposing viewpoints along with being polite in the discussion or advocating of the fan-subject. However, once the person crosses the territory from simply being a strong fan and advocate to becoming unreasonable, overzealous, or rude to those that oppose or differ in opinion, they cross from a "Fanboy" to a "Fanbastard."
Such behavior can range from obnoxiously trying to push the subject onto others, praising the subject without accepting the faults, flat out denying any negative criticism of the subject, and any other rude behavior associated in discussing the subject.
by OriginalBurch June 4, 2010
Get the fanbastard mug.A person who goes on a simple hike but proceeds to wear a fanny pack, or fag bag, and claims that it is a "practical hiking gear satchel" and has unnecessary energy bars for the hike.
"Dude, the hike is only a mile long to the lighthouse, why bring the fag bag?"
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."
by Mamasita Lolita January 11, 2014
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"dude, the guys have better funbags than the chicks!"
"i don't know you. Get out of my house!"
2) crack ho: I really need some crack mister...please!!!
Dealer: let me play with your funbags, I'll give you a vial
3) debt collector: you haven't got the money have you?
Your mum: no
Debt collector: well you leave me no choice. I'm gonna squeeze your funbags and beat you round the face with my manmeat. How you like that, bitch?
"dude, the guys have better funbags than the chicks!"
"i don't know you. Get out of my house!"
2) crack ho: I really need some crack mister...please!!!
Dealer: let me play with your funbags, I'll give you a vial
3) debt collector: you haven't got the money have you?
Your mum: no
Debt collector: well you leave me no choice. I'm gonna squeeze your funbags and beat you round the face with my manmeat. How you like that, bitch?
by skumliterati March 12, 2015
Get the funbags mug.by don king April 27, 2004
Get the fantagious mug."Child: Hey dad, can I go on BuildaBearVille? Dad: No, go on fantage! Child: But it's a waste of time daddy! I'm a boy! Dad: Right now mister, go on fantage now or you will get spinach for dinner! Child: It's too girly! *Eats spinach*. Dad: Ok, clear your plate now, and go back to your old one."
by xXILikeBABVXx February 4, 2010
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