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Common term for labia majora, often used to express your sincere affection for a female acquaintance. For a stronger expression of appreciation it is common to add the prefix "piss-"
"hey girl, nice to see you, I'm just gonna get a drink and I'll be back to slam those flaps."
"hey Trixi, I told the rest of the team about your loose flaps and they wanted to check you out"
"hey boys, wassup"
"so, you cool if we all take a turn pounding those piss flaps"
"Hahaha, you can do anyfing you like"
"sweet, that's a good little skank"
"hey Trixi, I told the rest of the team about your loose flaps and they wanted to check you out"
"hey boys, wassup"
"so, you cool if we all take a turn pounding those piss flaps"
"Hahaha, you can do anyfing you like"
"sweet, that's a good little skank"
by skumliterati March 11, 2015
Get the flaps mug.A stretchy skin pouch used to house the testicles. Useful for storing a load until it can be squirted onto a girl's face. Especially if said girl likes the taste of ball sweat.
"hey babe, I heard you like salt and vinegar"
"lol ya it tastes like ball sweat"
"Wanna lick my sack while I jerk off and cum on your face"
"omg really? Will I get a fat load?
"yeah coz you're a dirty skank"
"sweet"
"lol ya it tastes like ball sweat"
"Wanna lick my sack while I jerk off and cum on your face"
"omg really? Will I get a fat load?
"yeah coz you're a dirty skank"
"sweet"
by skumliterati March 11, 2015
Get the sack mug.1) brand of motorbike often ridden by bikie gangs, shared property for the whole gang to use as needed.
2) name of a dirty fuckteen skank, often ridden by bikie gangs. Shared property, to be abused as required.
2) name of a dirty fuckteen skank, often ridden by bikie gangs. Shared property, to be abused as required.
1) hey, nice Harley. I'm gonna take it for a spin.
2) hey Harley looks pretty with your cum dripping off her forehead. I'm gonna fuck her hard. I love fucking a young slit with cum on her face. She loves it - it makes her feel useful.
2) hey Harley looks pretty with your cum dripping off her forehead. I'm gonna fuck her hard. I love fucking a young slit with cum on her face. She loves it - it makes her feel useful.
by skumliterati March 11, 2015
Get the harley mug.The perfect rimjob is when a girl actually inserts her tongue into your anus and stimulates the prostate.
"hey last night I got that crack whore Jess to give me a perfect rimjob"
"that's awesome dude, when I'm high on meth its like the only way I can get hard"
"she's coming over again tonight, if you wanna tag team"
"totally bro, I'm gonna cum in her eyes"
"that's awesome dude, when I'm high on meth its like the only way I can get hard"
"she's coming over again tonight, if you wanna tag team"
"totally bro, I'm gonna cum in her eyes"
by skumliterati March 11, 2015
Get the rimjob mug.1) Affectionate term for a fuck buddy who gives good rimjobs
2) 24 hour dial up service provider for poor college girls to earn money by licking ass.
2) 24 hour dial up service provider for poor college girls to earn money by licking ass.
1) "do we get to meet your new girlfriend tonight"
"yeah she'll be here in a minute, I can't wait, she gives good rimjobs. There she is... HEY SHIT LIPS, OVER HERE!!"
2) Courtney: so I got this new job, licking ass, I work from home and I love it! Am I bad coz I like the taste of guys ass sweat?
Mike, Andreas, Tommy and Drew (in unison): YOU FUCKING SLUT! SUCK US ALL OFF, SHIT LIPS!!!
"yeah she'll be here in a minute, I can't wait, she gives good rimjobs. There she is... HEY SHIT LIPS, OVER HERE!!"
2) Courtney: so I got this new job, licking ass, I work from home and I love it! Am I bad coz I like the taste of guys ass sweat?
Mike, Andreas, Tommy and Drew (in unison): YOU FUCKING SLUT! SUCK US ALL OFF, SHIT LIPS!!!
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