funbags

1) big juicy jugs

2) a sweet rack

3) a supersweet rack of big juicy jugs

1) "how was Thailand"
"dude, the guys have better funbags than the chicks!"
"i don't know you. Get out of my house!"

2) crack ho: I really need some crack mister...please!!!
Dealer: let me play with your funbags, I'll give you a vial

3) debt collector: you haven't got the money have you?
Your mum: no
Debt collector: well you leave me no choice. I'm gonna squeeze your funbags and beat you round the face with my manmeat. How you like that, bitch?

by skumliterati March 12, 2015

harley

1) brand of motorbike often ridden by bikie gangs, shared property for the whole gang to use as needed.

2) name of a dirty fuckteen skank, often ridden by bikie gangs. Shared property, to be abused as required.

1) hey, nice Harley. I'm gonna take it for a spin.

2) hey Harley looks pretty with your cum dripping off her forehead. I'm gonna fuck her hard. I love fucking a young slit with cum on her face. She loves it - it makes her feel useful.

by skumliterati March 11, 2015

shit lips

1) Affectionate term for a fuck buddy who gives good rimjobs

2) 24 hour dial up service provider for poor college girls to earn money by licking ass.

1) "do we get to meet your new girlfriend tonight"
"yeah she'll be here in a minute, I can't wait, she gives good rimjobs. There she is... HEY SHIT LIPS, OVER HERE!!"

2) Courtney: so I got this new job, licking ass, I work from home and I love it! Am I bad coz I like the taste of guys ass sweat?
Mike, Andreas, Tommy and Drew (in unison): YOU FUCKING SLUT! SUCK US ALL OFF, SHIT LIPS!!!

by skumliterati March 11, 2015

rimjob

The perfect rimjob is when a girl actually inserts her tongue into your anus and stimulates the prostate.

"hey last night I got that crack whore Jess to give me a perfect rimjob"
"that's awesome dude, when I'm high on meth its like the only way I can get hard"
"she's coming over again tonight, if you wanna tag team"
"totally bro, I'm gonna cum in her eyes"

by skumliterati March 11, 2015

rack

A complete set of human breasts, ready for use by the male of the species

Johnny:"hey dude your sister has a nice rack. Mind if I cop a feel"
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)

by skumliterati March 12, 2015

sack

A stretchy skin pouch used to house the testicles. Useful for storing a load until it can be squirted onto a girl's face. Especially if said girl likes the taste of ball sweat.

"hey babe, I heard you like salt and vinegar"
"lol ya it tastes like ball sweat"
"Wanna lick my sack while I jerk off and cum on your face"
"omg really? Will I get a fat load?
"yeah coz you're a dirty skank"
"sweet"

by skumliterati March 11, 2015

lowbag

A woman of low morals, low self esteem, and low threshold of resistance to men's desire for sex.

"hey dude, check out the lowbag at the bar! She looks familiar..."
"bro, that's your sister"

by skumliterati March 11, 2015