10 definitions by skumliterati
by skumliterati March 12, 2015
by skumliterati March 12, 2015
1) "how was Thailand"
"dude, the guys have better funbags than the chicks!"
"i don't know you. Get out of my house!"
2) crack ho: I really need some crack mister...please!!!
Dealer: let me play with your funbags, I'll give you a vial
3) debt collector: you haven't got the money have you?
Your mum: no
Debt collector: well you leave me no choice. I'm gonna squeeze your funbags and beat you round the face with my manmeat. How you like that, bitch?
"dude, the guys have better funbags than the chicks!"
"i don't know you. Get out of my house!"
2) crack ho: I really need some crack mister...please!!!
Dealer: let me play with your funbags, I'll give you a vial
3) debt collector: you haven't got the money have you?
Your mum: no
Debt collector: well you leave me no choice. I'm gonna squeeze your funbags and beat you round the face with my manmeat. How you like that, bitch?
by skumliterati March 12, 2015
Common term for labia majora, often used to express your sincere affection for a female acquaintance. For a stronger expression of appreciation it is common to add the prefix "piss-"
"hey girl, nice to see you, I'm just gonna get a drink and I'll be back to slam those flaps."
"hey Trixi, I told the rest of the team about your loose flaps and they wanted to check you out"
"hey boys, wassup"
"so, you cool if we all take a turn pounding those piss flaps"
"Hahaha, you can do anyfing you like"
"sweet, that's a good little skank"
"hey Trixi, I told the rest of the team about your loose flaps and they wanted to check you out"
"hey boys, wassup"
"so, you cool if we all take a turn pounding those piss flaps"
"Hahaha, you can do anyfing you like"
"sweet, that's a good little skank"
by skumliterati March 11, 2015
A stretchy skin pouch used to house the testicles. Useful for storing a load until it can be squirted onto a girl's face. Especially if said girl likes the taste of ball sweat.
"hey babe, I heard you like salt and vinegar"
"lol ya it tastes like ball sweat"
"Wanna lick my sack while I jerk off and cum on your face"
"omg really? Will I get a fat load?
"yeah coz you're a dirty skank"
"sweet"
"lol ya it tastes like ball sweat"
"Wanna lick my sack while I jerk off and cum on your face"
"omg really? Will I get a fat load?
"yeah coz you're a dirty skank"
"sweet"
by skumliterati March 11, 2015
Johnny:"hey dude your sister has a nice rack. Mind if I cop a feel"
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)
by skumliterati March 12, 2015
Johnny:"hey dude your sister has a nice rack. Mind if I cop a feel"
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)
Xavier"wait a minute I'll just go ask her..."
(2 minutes later)
Johnny: dude, what did she say?
Xavier: (plunging a kitchen knife into Johnny's left eye socket) she said I should stab you in the eye, you fuckin pervert! DIE YOU FUCKEN DOG CUNT!!!
Johnny: Arrrghhh....uunhh... (gurgle)
by skumliterati March 12, 2015