FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS)

Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.

Symptoms:

Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.

Secondary symptoms:

Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.

Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.

Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.

by N@alie October 3, 2014

Falling in deep/Falling in

Going in for something, catching feelings for someone,tagging along or cough your kind of being a simp kind of means a lot like your falling for someone and you can't get over their looks or your going with it or doing something risky. Ogey Peace ._.

Miguel: "Shiiii I think I'm falling in deep like look at her"
Adam: "Okay whatever I guess I fall in with this shit"
Falling in deep/falling in going with it or falling for someone with deep was feelings

by CoughImSorry May 5, 2020

One Step Short of Falling

1. Being on the edge of something; knowing that what happens next will make or break you.

With his reputation in the hands of others he was one step short of falling.

by Lazydude3 January 17, 2009

The sky is fucking falling

Run for your fucking life.

hi the sky is fucking falling

by hi 69420 March 7, 2022

Falling Star

A sex act in which prior to ejaculation, the male removes his penis from the vagina, opting to run over and ejaculate on the T.V screen belonging to the female.

I wish we could watch the Gilmore girls, but Brian messed up the screen with his falling star.

by Meatman January 15, 2006

falling down water

a term used to light-heartedly refer to alcoholic drinks

I think she had too much falling down water

by Anonymous Coward June 18, 2006

falling into a manhole

the act of falling into a manhole is when your having random sex doggy style and when you look down there is a gigantic black gaping void where not even light can escape.

becker guide to measuring manholes:

1. pencil tip
2. pinkey sized
3. D battery
4. you blow into it and i whistles
5. fist
6. head
7. can be used as a sleeping bag

dont go falling into a manhole now!

by killjoy420haha June 3, 2011