famping

"fake" camping. Renting a cabin or cottage in the wilderness or "up north". Not roughing it enough to be camping but also not nice enough to be considered "vacation".

My friends and I are going famping this weekend

by Jutz July 29, 2007

flimpinshnooser

An ultra pump.

Hey, you should put out that fire with a flimpinshnooser!

by Soxie1 December 29, 2009

failpig

Epic fail/fail but worse and more insulting

Boy gets rejected by popular girl
Mate: 'failpig. just failpig.'

by twi-hard707 April 11, 2010

failplay

to fail so spectacularly at foreplay one is required to portmanteau the two words into one.

He demonstrated some spectacular failplay, and she left in a hurry.

by That Random Chick June 14, 2010

Failpiking

To save someones Myspace or Facebook picture and add the word fail to it. Ussaly only for pictures that have a funny or dumb thing in them. Ussaly done to people you dont like or hate

Tom-Dude what have you been doing you look wasted

Kane-I was just failpiking all my Ex-Girlfriends 324 pictures. damn i hate her

Tom-okay mann i feel bad for you

by thebibleninja May 2, 2010

farmping

The obsessive act of using a bicycle tire pump to fill ones colon with air for the sole purpose of the intense physical release of flatulence.

"Bill, I want a divorce. You don't pay any attention to the kids anymore or spend time with me. You always come home and go straight into the basement and spend all your time farmping! And I'm taking the tire pump in the divorce too!"

by BowelDiver86 August 23, 2011

FAIAP

pronounced FAY-up, abbreviation for "for all intents and purposes"

FAIAP, for all intensive purposes means the same thing.

by zilesaxet June 19, 2018