FACTIST

Although slightly hard to get off the tongue this useful word applies to people who like to state the facts

I am a factist people! I know shit!!

by Dude the Factist of course July 28, 2011

factose intolerant

People a/o their statements, which completely dismiss all and every fact concerning any disagreement; and deliberately try to obscure or underscore the facts with endless distortions and allegory.

Dude, Trevor is such a copout he won’t admit to the facts even if there right on his face!... he is so factose intolerant.

Fox News: factose intolerant

by Javi_miami December 19, 2008

fatcist

To be prejudiced against fat people...similar to being racist

Jim: Man I hate when them fat bitches get all up in my grill...if they was skinny and hot I could deal with it
George: Dude you are such a fatcist!

by Fatcist Bastard January 11, 2008

faptist

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011

Red Factioner

When the Bolsheviks took over Russia in 1917, they eventually spread across the world to promote their concept of paradise. How they were treated varied from country to country. While some welcomed them, others forced them into a entity of legal discourse. In England, they were not tolerated at all. Any group outside of Labour and Tory was marginalized as much as possible. The political groups thus marginalized away from any real power became known as factions. A Red Factioner is someone from England who is in support of Marxist principles of governance.

That bloke there thinks that the Queen is one of the Bourgeois! Bloody Red Factioner he is.....

by Ironbrand August 9, 2006

Alternative facts

When truth is so unfavorable to a pathological liar, that they must invent a whole new category of lies to describe their nakedly intentional acts of deception.

Kellyanne Conway told CNN that the President and his Press Secretary presented alternative facts about inauguration photographs that prove conclusively how few people attended the ceremony.

by hewritesforODandcoinedthisterm January 22, 2017

Factivists

Activists campaigning to bring about a social or political change based largely upon on factual evidence

Hey! Do you follow the Instagram account @factivists ? They have some pretty cool stuff

Do you consider yourself a Factivist?

Yes, I am a Factivist

by Sam_And_Cat July 31, 2017