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Facial Eclipse

When a woman with a large ass (aka moon) sits on the face of her sexual partner, covering it completely.
by shankaskank October 17, 2010
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facial genocide

A romantic coined term to ejaculate on your sexual partner's face.
My friend who works for EA, always use facial genocide to express his love to his girlfriend
by phat_tonyca June 25, 2008
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facial nappy

A contraption used to absorb faecal matter excreted via the mouth i.e. verbal diarrhoea. Often prescribed to people who have little to no self conscience, believe everything they say is fact, lack a filter between their mind and mouth, or just talk straight shit.
Complete Tool: "I got my sweet Lada up to 300kmh last night. Pretty insane aye Dad."
Depressed Dad: "Um, yeah maybe its time we got you a facial nappy son."
by matm March 20, 2008
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Facial Feature

A pornographic movie that ends with a man cumming on a girl's face (also known as a facial).
Tim: Hey Bob, what movie are you watching over there?

Bob: Oh, this is an old classic. One of the best facial features out there.
by YakLeader9 April 4, 2010
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Facial Compatibility

The likelihood of two people creating a working relationship based on prominent facial features and the overall attractiveness of each individual.
Jane: I just don't know if Bill and I will work out.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.
by TheGeniusNextDoor January 21, 2011
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facial discrimination

discrimination based on an individual's facial appearance.
The modelling agency turned down her application because they said she was not pretty enough. This is one case of facial discrimination.
by Ben Lakandula June 10, 2007
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Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.
I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.
by M2RE August 26, 2013
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