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face blast

when skiing copios amounts of powder snow its common for the light powder to fly up into the air and blast ones face.
Andrea was skiing a steep powder covered slope while on ski vacation. When returning to the lodge she exclaimed the snow was so deep I had multiple face blasts.
by powderskiutah March 12, 2011
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facebusted

When you and one friend post information on Facebook but you have already told another friend something different.
"I told Sally that I couldn't go out with her on Saturday, then Jill facebusted me by mentioning my date with her that night."
by cannon09 June 4, 2009
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Faceblackout

When one goes into a subconscious state while browsing facebook profiles. Subject usually snaps back into conscious while browsing pictures of some completely random person, and is often followed by feelings of guilt, embarassment, and creepiness.
Faceblackout:
Dude yesterday I was looking at Tim's facebook profile, and the next thing I knew I was on picture 65/200 of this fat Korean kid's profile. I faceblacked the f out.
by rieyin July 8, 2011
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Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.
Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school
by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011
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Facebating

I was Facebating all last night.
by derpmapp October 15, 2011
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fartblaster

One who uses great force to let out extreme waves of gaseous, toxic odours and does so intentionally. One who not only profusely and deliberately expels all nasty smelling gases from body but does so with pride.
The kids and I were choking on this horrible odour in the room, that fartblaster had no shame.
by whatsthebeat January 15, 2013
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faceplant

To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut
Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.
by pandyrooney May 4, 2018
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