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Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.
Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!
by vinylmatt August 28, 2005
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face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females
look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle
by grumpyboy December 27, 2005
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Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!
by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023
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facebook faceoff

After two people meet, the first person to add the other person as a friend on Facebook has lost the facebook faceoff.
"Dude, you won the facebook faceoff, that girl must really like you."
by Ryan Patrick April 6, 2007
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French Faceoff

From the favorite passtime of french soldiers in world war 2, the French Faceoff is an act where two gentlemen adopt a strong, lunging posture, grasp one another's penises, and feverishly jerk off each other's genitalia while maintaining an intense state of eye contact. The loser of the contest is the individual who ejaculates.
Cpt. LeBlanc and LT. Jean-Pierre were bored on the front line, and needed to live to the morning. They grasped each other's erect penises, and LeBlanc spouted ejaculate into the fresh French morning air. He was the loser of the French faceoff. Fin.
by Paolo Cortez February 7, 2012
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Faceoff

A variation of the bread game where 2 contestants square off to not be the last one to ejaculate on the bread. Contestants must maintain eye contact. A popular game among frat bros.
Eric: "Bro for initiation into Pi Kapp, we had a round robin series of faceoffs."

Ryan: "Yeah? Bro, How'd you do?"

Eric: "Let's just say I'm never eating bread pudding again"
by Wyan Restall April 14, 2009
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