Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 13, 2006

face assumption

a face-stalker who can conclude from their face-stalking what is going to happen to others

my face assumption is that he is going to get naked with her

by whataboutbob? September 18, 2010

Baby Face Assassin

A nickname for NBA player Stephen Curry

Person 1-“Did you see the baby face assassin get 40 points?”
Person 2-“Yeah, it was awesome!”

by MambaMentality24 June 5, 2022

Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

asshole face

Someone who has the kind of face that makes you think "This guy's a total asshole!"

Uh-oh, there's asshole face, coming to ruin all the fun.

by shredtotears April 21, 2010

resting asshole face

A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Nah, he's just got a resting asshole face, he's actually really cool

by fettfri_skyr September 17, 2015

asshole face

a detestable person, moron, idiot, goofball, etc.....

you know that bill clinton is a real asshole face!

by tony January 26, 2004