death funnel

Something that sucks the life out of anyone who comes near it or a situation from which there is no escape except death.

Man, that economics class is a real death funnel.

I had to sit next to my ex-boyfriend at my sister's wedding last weekend - what a death funnel.

by Dee-Dog March 27, 2009

Funnel Cake

The God of all sugary yummy confections.

Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

funktitude

A scale of the funkiness of a person, place or, thing.

'It wasn't the drugs or alcohol in my system that made me run off the road. It was the funktitude of the song on the radio'-James Brown

by chefrob April 12, 2005

Funktriss

A hot young girl who is hip and urban --with better style than most actresses, that leads a really cool life which leaves other females jealous.

That funktriss is too hot for this place, look at all the other females hating on her.

by Cara DeGregorio December 16, 2005

function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023

vodka funnel

A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time. A specific form of a funnel and similar to a beer funnel but with much smaller dimensions as to limit the amount of liquid consumed at one time.

I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.

Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.

by iheartxiuxiu May 24, 2005

high functioning psychopath

A psychopath who has a stable lifestyle and usually possess high status and influence in society. They can be anyone- CEOs, millionaires, politicians , doctors. But inspit of their high functioning they are still people without a shred of empathy or a conscience

James Bond is a high functioning psychopath.

by Default_User October 20, 2015