The Foof is the isolated patch of chest hair that exists only over the sternum, which is the center of the chest and generally above nipple elevation. It is distinct from a Full Tom Selleck, which is a broad, chest-sweeping man rug. Foofs are often formed on adolescent young men who are on their way to developing a Full Tom Selleck, or else on men with deficient levels of testosterone.
The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
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On other body parts, there can be foofs of hair as a result of errant grooming or due to sense of humor of the host.
Elderly people are prone to foofs of hair in unexpected places, like out of their ears or nostrils. Foofs can be maintained or groomed depending on the preference of the host.
On other body parts, there can be foofs of hair as a result of errant grooming or due to sense of humor of the host.
Elderly people are prone to foofs of hair in unexpected places, like out of their ears or nostrils. Foofs can be maintained or groomed depending on the preference of the host.
BTS’ Kim Taehyung chose a really cool longer style for the current comeback, which revealed foofs of hair on either side of his neck that only added to his already enormous charm.
Hubert was stunned to see foofs coming from his ears, and realized that while he felt young at heart, the hair in his ears divulged he was in his eighth decade.
Social media blew up when Madonna’s daughter Lourdes displayed ample foofs of armpit hair in a recent pose with her neatly shorn madre.
Hubert was stunned to see foofs coming from his ears, and realized that while he felt young at heart, the hair in his ears divulged he was in his eighth decade.
Social media blew up when Madonna’s daughter Lourdes displayed ample foofs of armpit hair in a recent pose with her neatly shorn madre.
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Get the foofs mug.Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.
May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
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