smackalacka flipflop

Imagine smacking a butt with a flip flop.

Dave wants to smackalacka flipflop! ;)~

by Dave DaL. July 12, 2006

failfuck

someone who is a fucking fail at life. usually simple minded stupid sheepish like person. cannot think for themselves, easily repeat to others anything told to them without thinking, act like they are being successful at their human being life job, but are really just very stupid and dumb. People that are or are similar to failfucks include rednecks, religious extremists, bandwagon sports team fans, stupid crazy mothers, douchebags, people who support neocons and similar company, Nazi's, the English Defense League anyone else who is/are a major obstacle to the advancement and progression of civilized society and human life.

failfuck: "9-11 happened cuz of the AyeRakees!"

failfuck: "black people only eat kfc"

failfuck: "poor people are poor cuz they suck yo"

failfuck: "haha look at the fat guy thinking that midget is a large sandwich"

failfuck: "remember son, we all know jews hide gold and muslims are evil. dont make friends with that isaac or that abdul"

by concerned human being December 1, 2011

FILF

Father

I'd

Like to

Fondle

I was sat minding my own business the other day with my friend Laura, and her dad walked in, and was like ' whoa Laura your dad is absolute FILF'

by The ant eater September 21, 2009

FILF

Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.

After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.

by PMax January 30, 2009

flifted

To be fly & high at the same time
Credit to Sean Dearly**

Yo guy im so flifted right now, pass that blunt!

by Sarah Mariex3 January 10, 2008

fliff-fliff

n., int. - Euphemism for diarrhea. Adults tend to use "fliff-fliff" in the presence of children. The onomatopeoic origin stems from the noise created by a fiery blast of explosive diarrhea hitting the toilet water surface.

CHILD: "Mommy, I don't feel so good."
MOTHER: "Honey, do you have to go fliff-fliff?"

by Knig Knog July 2, 2009

filftag

filftag

a dating or facebook profile picture that includes a hotter, prettier friend than you.

damn, she's got some hot filftag going on there.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011