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fatty boom-batty

A cannabis joint of unruley size. Usually pertaining to a double papered joint that while of regular length has a disproportionately wide girth.
Yo, I just rolled up a fatty boom-batty jay of this skunky ass weed yo! Were gonna get so high...yeah!
by ChunkyD August 15, 2006
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fattering

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.
Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.
by chicky noodles May 24, 2014
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Fatty Clappers

A pair of female breasts - usually spectacular in size.
Christ! Look at the fatty clappers on her!

A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!

I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.
by Strangely Sane December 27, 2011
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Fattitude

An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.

A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"

Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.

Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
by Uberstench March 8, 2011
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Fattycake McJiggles

A name commonly used as a reference to an extremely large figured being. This case was first noted back in 2004 with the arrival of steve B to the world of fat people.
Yo lets go hang with Fattycake McJiggles today. Haha we can go eat all his food out of his closet. HAHA
by RuneWarrior1337 November 18, 2006
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Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks
I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.
by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009
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smoke a fatty

Verb.

1. To smoke a rolled marijuana cigarette or cigar, which is noticeably larger than usual.

2. To shoot an obese person.
1. Let's go smoke a fatty joint, yo.

2. Get down fool, I'm gonna smoke this fatty!
by EvilDeadJunkie February 5, 2007
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