by way2ez4_sully November 18, 2009
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Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
by Jedathon March 30, 2011
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by AtxAxLoss March 7, 2009
Get the Fapple sauce mug.When you run out of lubricant to give yourself a good old wank so you improvise by coating your cock and balls and fapping with your mom’s Pam cooking oil spray.
Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
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/fˈa-pəl/
• Like a caramel apple, but instead of caramel, it's semen. It gets its name because sometimes the apple is used to masturbate (fap) before being covered with the product of the masturbation (semen.
• An apple with a bite taken out of it that is used to masturbate (typically by putting the tip in the whole) and then the hole is filled with the semen created by masturbating with the apple.
/fˈa-pəl/
• Like a caramel apple, but instead of caramel, it's semen. It gets its name because sometimes the apple is used to masturbate (fap) before being covered with the product of the masturbation (semen.
• An apple with a bite taken out of it that is used to masturbate (typically by putting the tip in the whole) and then the hole is filled with the semen created by masturbating with the apple.
Did you hear about James Charles sending a child his fapple?
I once saw Kanye West making a fapple in an alleyway near a dumpster.
I once saw Kanye West making a fapple in an alleyway near a dumpster.
by poopoounicorns123456 April 19, 2022
Get the Fapple mug.He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.
The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
by mccaro June 4, 2012
Get the frequent fapper miles mug.When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014
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