Flex Tape

A type of adhesive tape meant to be water and weather resistant. Well known by an infomercial hosted by Phil Swift.

"To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!"

by barnardsloop01 October 8, 2017

flex my guns

To flex your arm muscles (especially the biceps and triceps). Generally performed to intimidate males and impress females.

The Unconventional Tzar: I once squelched an entire revolution in Pre-Soviet Russia, and all I had to do was flex my guns in the peasants' faces.

by theunconventionaltzar December 14, 2009

faleb

one of the best friendships in stranger things between caleb mclaughlin and finn wolfhard! they stay superior if you don’t like faleb get lost!!

person a: are you faleb?
person b: no
person a: then get lost!!

by mikewheelrluvr October 27, 2019

Flex Mag

Purgatory. Where one minute feels like an eternity, and dreams go to die. No mind is safe from its ravaging claws as you're dragged into oblivion.

God help us we're at the Flex Mag right now. I'd rather get Dustin Arko'd right now than be here.

by TheRedGladiator January 4, 2023

Gen X flex

Showing off your capacity to not be intimidated by anything offensive, and the will to top it.

'He said yo nana sucks cock in hell!'
'Whatever man, if it makes her happy it can't be that bad.'
'OMG, that was such a Gen X flex!'

by Mr_Saketumi February 27, 2023

Flex Offender

Someone who is registered as being a flex offender. A person who feels the need to flex on everything they do.

“Aye cuh, we finna go toes?? Cuz you already know I’m a registered Flex Offender.”

by Benjie F. July 20, 2018

jiu-flex

noun, -jiu-flex, jiu flex, jiuflex

-noun (jiu-flex)

1. The reflexes one attains from practicing jiu-jitsu.

-noun examples

1. Damn I swear, jiu-jitsu has gotten me super alert about ish. I got that jiu-flex.

by Tenth-Rick October 11, 2011