fastplant

Verb; Planting your foot temporarily and quickly against a hard surface mid-air through a maneuver.

As he peaked his jump off the half-pipe, he did a fastplant against the wall before coming down.
Losing centrifugal motion while riding a BMX bike sideways around a curve, you'd better fastplant or gravity will take over and you'll eat dirt.

by just_a_car February 9, 2014

faceplam

A faceplam is a facepalm that, unlike a facepalm, is for a much stupider reason, like if someone says "Hey look, a flying shark".
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.

Bob: Hey Joe, did you know that dogs are canines
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*

by Prism Panther November 26, 2014

Faceplame

A fail so hard it sent your brain into spasms causing you to mispell facepalm

Example :

"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"

n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame

by Ub3r Sc0t3H April 1, 2010

face plant

V. To face plant someone is to jump on them and smack your face into their face. A very effective way of hurting someone. Often done while making the noise "heoooaaa"

Damn, I really want to face plant that bitch!

by TickTock69 May 2, 2005

Faceplam

A facepalm made with the back of the hand so it doesn't hurt as much when something doesn't merit a facepalm but is seriously stupid.

*reading the news*:
"Albuquerque’s Channel 13 warns parents that Pedobear is luring children to their doom."
*faceplam*

by cocainecocainecocaine November 5, 2014

Facepaint

When you go in for a cropdust or drive-by and let loose a little bit of shit right on their face.

Dude I went in to cropdust Pete and facepainted the poor bastard.

by Aanonnnnn June 24, 2017

FacePainting

The act of communicating on Facebook by using only paintings, graphics and pictures.

If someone says that they are going on a trolley ride you post a picture of a trolley that went up in flames. Just to be sarcastic and funny. It is pretty amusing to play FacePainting on someones facebook wall.

by iublondie252 September 9, 2011