executive delay

The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.

Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.

by pigfarmer April 2, 2009

executive eyebrow

The act of raising one eyebrow in a questioning or intimidating gesture.

When she said she had never swallowed for a guy before, I stared at her with the executive eyebrow until she admitted she always swallows...

by Mr.Beyonce December 10, 2015

executive box

A senior female business executive

That executive box has a hot bitchy resting face.

by iflyaround March 28, 2016

Executed files.txt

1. the txt file that you hide your secret diary in not that i would know....

1. No dont open executed files.txt

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

executive producer

"The producer of the game."

- Jesse Wellens

"I got my boy Marcus here. He's the executive producer. He produces the game."

by anonkm June 27, 2017

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

Executive Goth

1. A person who is dressed in clothing of a gothic nature that would be considered appropriate (or borderline appropriate) for wear during business hours

2. A sexy, smart, and successful individual who dresses to impress with gothic accents, while still adhering to the common clothing guidelines of "business professional." May be modified slightly with a dash of "whore" if you are FUCKING AWESOME.

An Executive goth might wear tailored black suits and funky ties, black pencil skirts, fishnets, patent leather platform high heels and fitted jacket, a perfectly ironed black, or black with an accent color button down shirt with a small under bust corset

by kellymfdm March 5, 2011