emptying the car

Code for masturbation while at work. Often done in an inappropriate place, such as the opposite sex's bathroom or shared break room.

Tony: Man, I haven't ejaculated since Susan left me for Efren weeks ago. I can't jack off while I'm sleeping on my mom's couch.
Keith: Have you tried emptying the car? The women's bathroom is pretty private, but I prefer to empty the car behind the copy machine.

by Failedstate May 15, 2015

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so empty

Breasts that feel like they have no contents. Just 2 sacks of skin with an areola and a nipple. No trace of them ever being a full and meaty breast

I love your tits they are so empty and soft

by Working Class Hero April 18, 2021

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an empty

An empty house, i.e. parents are away. Ideal situation for a house party.

Sam: "You got an empty this weekend?"
David: "Yeah, having a massive party."

by mrpauldavidson May 24, 2016

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Empty Reminder

The act of telling somebody to remind you to do something to either make you look like a good person because it is a good deed. Or to pass on responsibility so that you can blame them when you forget.

"Steve, remind me to visit the old people's home on Christmas"
"Ted, you don't care about old folks, thats such an empty reminder to make Janice like you"

Doctor: "Nurse, remind me to avoid that blood vessel"
*blood spraying and alarm bells*
Doctor: "Why didnt you remind me, this all your fault."

by Raving Professor No Legs August 31, 2006

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empty coat

Someone without substance or conviction. Comes from the Scots Toom Tabard as a reference to King John Balliol who was appointed King of Scotland by King Edward of England in the late 13th c.

The presidential candidate is an empty coat.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

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