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embarrassment hole

The phenomenon of going to a party or large social event and finding that either you don't really know anyone and you feel uncomfortable enough to want to leave early or simply that people are coupling off an creating a 'six of them and one of you' effect.

However, to leave you feel obliged to announce the fact which you find embarrassing, as a result of your lack of social contribution to the event. Therefore you feel it requires less awkwardness to stay at an event you would rather get out of there and then.
That party was dreadful. It was all Steve and his Leicester Uni crew and if you weren't in the 'Scott Hall Three' massive you couldn't follow the thread of what they were going on about. I tried to contribute but ended up in a 2 hour embarrassment hole pretending to watch the late movie on Five while they reminisced about 'Carnage' on Leicester High Street in the mid Nineties.
by mids99 November 1, 2009
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contact embarrassment

When you are with a person that is doing something embarrassing.
If you are with a friend in the street, and they start dancing out of nowhere, then you will become contact embarrassment.
by chocolate12121212 April 14, 2012
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embarrass

1. An asshole which cannot stop embarrassing the person who has an embarrass.

2. An ugly asshole to which if seen, can make your social life completely collapse.

3. An asshole who keeps on free-farting.

4. An embarrassing excuse for an asshole.
I feel bad for Jim. People keep laughing at his embarrass.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Kate?
Guy 2: Ever since Larry saw her embarrass, she just disappeared.

Dude, are you even ashamed of your embarrass!?

Dude. You're not a good asshole. You're not even a good embarrass!
by OmnomBot January 11, 2016
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Embarrass

When women want you to fuck them bare ass but your embarrassed about where you are at that particular moment
Girl:Come on take your pants off

Guy: dude I'm not gonna fuck you right here fucking bare ass

Girl:Why are the fuck why are you acting so embarrass jus take them off
Girl:what ever jus dont dominic your penis because I'm gonna go crazy
by Savy my nigga January 14, 2019
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Criminal Embarrassment

Committing an act that not only makes you look like a total douche bag, but may actually be a crime against humanity.
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that 2001 CIA video finally released in 2010, where the CIA contributed to the death of innocent Americans, by suggesting the Peruvian Air Force intercept a small plane with American Missionaries inside?"

Dude 2: "Dude, that was the living definition of Criminal Embarrassment. I can't believe that a CIA liaison for a Spanish speaking country, in the War on Drugs, could only speak broken Spanish. The Peruvian liaison could speak better broken English."

Dude 1: Yeah, I'd say that was the most criminally embarrassing thing I've seen, if it weren't for the actual War on Drugs being 30 years of innocent lives ruined in foreign and domestic actions, when the USA can't even properly fund Honest Drug and Alcohol Education, and Effective Drug and Alcohol Treatment to stem the world's highest demand for Drugs.

Dude 2: You're right, the War on Drugs, as a whole, is the ultimate Criminal Embarrassment. When do you think the USA will learn that prohibition doesn't work?

Dude 1: I hope soon, because I'm tired of Trillions of Dollars of my tax dollars being used to fund a senseless war, when instead they could regulate AND bring in Billions of Dollars in tax revenue, and properly fund Drug and Alcohol Education and Treatment.

Dude 2: TOTALLY!
by DidITweetThat February 12, 2010
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Third Hand Embarrassment

When you get embarrassed or cringe at something you did that you thought was cool in the past.
Third hand embarrassment is when you realize that your past is cringy.

Person 1: *remembers that they used to make gacha vids and thought they were cool at the time*

Person 1: “EW, that’s cringy and embarrassing!”
by Mondo_Butter December 1, 2021
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embarassed

the state or condition of being pregnant, originating from the hispanic root "embarazada"
Kemmeline and Surt seem to be very intimate with each and Kemmeline seems to have gained some recently. She is sooo embarassed!
by oinehc January 19, 2008
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