Elmer

Word used instead of "Swedish Cunt"

"Dude, you are such an Elmer"

by MR.C.B November 28, 2017

Elmer

Purveyor of Fruits
One of the original Vendors in the "Sandsverse"
Elmer is a Proboscis Monkey who is "Older than can be comprehended"
"Elmer is never not fucking"

Elmer and Morbitum created the fundamental aspects of our universe.

by DrewIsSleepy November 30, 2021

Elmering

when ur shooting out your white sticky glue for something

my man gigawhatgaming is elmering to feli right now

by ADDTAGHERE May 17, 2021

lil-elmer-glue

lil-elmer-glue refers to an individual that can "make it off the streets"

lil-elmer-glue makin' it outta the hood

by dapq June 5, 2022

Elmer Fudd lookalike

Someone who looks like Elmer Fudd. But bears an uncanny resemble. Former Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd.

The Elmer Fudd lookalike threw his sandwich down, and got his gun. Shhhh, we go a wunting now!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Elmer

A elmer is someone who wants to suck a lot of dick and is always thirsty for more. Also they try to do weird shit with girls in their bedroom. They are very dumb and have most likely to date the stupidest girl in the world. A real elmer turns something simple and trys very hard to turn it into something that will never work out or will end shortly. Yet a real elmer can be cute and attractive, they are stupid and super funny. They love to laugh and joke around and make the people around them happy and force them to smile no matger how much they try not to. OVERALL ALL, REAL ELMERS ARE CUTE, FUNNY, DUMB, STUPID, SLUTS AND MOST LIKELY A BITCH!!!!

Elmer: lets go out
Girl: ok
2 weeks later:
Elmer: this isnt working out
Girl: yea i agree lets break up
Elmer: sure :)

by Doydl6o6dlhclch90 January 18, 2018

Elmered

The state of being so fucked up that you cannot move. Being very inebriated.

“Bro spencer was so Elmered at that party last weekend”

by ultra17 October 31, 2020