exercist

Definition #1:

A muscle-bound gym rat who workouts to eliminate his personal demons.

Definition #2:
A personal trainer who is skilled in the art of exercism, and helps others use various workout routines to redeem themselves.

Ex:1
James couldn't kick the habit of smoking, so he became an exercist. He eventually exercised his demons away.

Ex: 2
After Nick got turned down by every girl in school, he went out and got an exercism. The Exercist gave him a 5-day workout plan to follow religiously.

by NlightN1 February 20, 2011

exercism

The feeling you get when you excersise all the way to your full potential, and at the very peak a shot of euphoria streams out. It is practically like having an orgasm.

Gregory had a very nice exercism, he was smiling all day after that little event took place.

by Rob Renk November 1, 2006

Bed exercises

sex

"your cat looks hot" "you should have bed exercises with it"

by Axxerano October 18, 2014

exercising prerogative

This is an auspicious phrase, ostensibly referring to hard work as in decisions, decisions, decisions, though evidenty not in the sense that the world is your oyster though discovering it os entirely up to you.

See here, I'm exercising prerogative, if nothing else, along with other less than formidable subjects.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Segel Excercises

Segel Excercises are excersices done by women to tighten the vagina. Usually, many births, a woman's vaginal muscles become worn, and gently pull open. Segels are the contraction of the muscle to make the vagina tighter.

That effin biznatch is a hoodrat, she needs to do Segel Excercises.

by Chazzy's Chick January 5, 2006

exorcise

To over-exercise in order to get an ex out of your system.

I went to the gym five times last week trying to exorcise Mr. X.

by LAKranz April 23, 2007

hegel exercises

Pelvic floor muscle exercises when done by a man--the male equivalent of female Kegel exercises (as mentioned in the preface to my forthcoming book: Male Pelvic Fitness: Optimizing Sexual and Urinary Health)--useful for improving male sexual and urinary function, as they are in women.

While his wife was doing her kegel exercises, he joined her and did his hegel exercises.

by xander913 January 11, 2014