dweeb-wanker

An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.

It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.

by ninjabuster November 19, 2011

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ignoramus dweeb

To be too stupid to insult, the act of acting like a fucking idiot on the internet or around others.

Dumb Fuck:YOU GUYS ARE STUPID PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET, CUZ LAST I SAW WE STILL HAVE 50 STATES
Me: You are too stupid to insult, you Ignoramus Dweeb.

by iSanys January 12, 2014

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Ethan The Dweeb

A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.

Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...

Wait, there is not buts

Ex)

Breethan For Life.

Ethan The Dweeb: a person who is terrible at everything.

by Yeetmyboi June 3, 2018

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