The time-honored tradition of practicing the Drums whilst sitting on the Toilet. Whether you are taking a #1, #2, or none of the above is up to you.
Note: This act requires that you first set up a drum set around your Crapper.
Note: This act requires that you first set up a drum set around your Crapper.
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Get the drumpf mug.colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins
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Get the dumpy lumpkins mug.Someone of extreme low value and self worth who profusely claims otherwise. A Drumpf will exaggerate personal perceptions of wealth, physical characteristics, business relationships, and almost every aspect pertaining to themselves. With every exaggeration the person becomes more of a Drumpf thereby increasing their need for validation others. The best way to deal with a Drumpf is to ignore them and to let others know that the person is simply a Drumpf. If that doesn't work call them "a Loser", "Worthless", or "Very Very not Smart".
(noun) That Drumpf will say anything to make himself feel rich, strong, and important.
(verb) I wish he would quit Drumpfing on and on about himself, It makes him look like a clown.
(adj) He so Drumpf he actually believes the garbage coming out of his mouth.
(verb) I wish he would quit Drumpfing on and on about himself, It makes him look like a clown.
(adj) He so Drumpf he actually believes the garbage coming out of his mouth.
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