Midget Dumping

The act of allowing a small person known as a midget to defacate on your chest.

"hey malachy, that midget is dumping on my chest"
"Well Ian, you do like a bit of midget dumping, dont you"

by lawboffin March 28, 2009

Power dumping

Power Dumping is when you eat a lot of greasy burbaly food and have to have a bowel movement that is mostly water. Done before you hit the toilet seat.

I ate White Castle and was Power Dumping all night

by Jason McConnell February 19, 2008

Titty Drumming

Titty Drumming; v. The art of ritualized percussion of a female humans breasts performed by vigorous rhythmic hand slapping upon the surface of each breast. The act is typically performed by the dominate partner in a sexual relationship as a subconscious assertion of control.

"When my girlfriend started hounding me at work last week, I gave her a great Titty Drumming."

by Ussmak May 14, 2010

plum dumping

To insert your big toe into a female's vagina.

I'm plum dumping that ho tonight!

by MorganLeigh January 25, 2008

tea dumping psychos

One of the many colourful slang terms that the British have for Americans.

"The damn tea dumping psychos! Five-thousand-pounds worth of tea thrown right off the bloody ships! The bloody crates are all completley soaked through, making the tea totally unfit for drinking. Even for Americans."

by Carl J. Maltese April 1, 2007

BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

by workseverytime February 13, 2012

Post-Christmas Dumping

A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.

Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.

by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014