Dippopotamus

One of your close bros, that will randomly just ninja dip on you during any given point of the day. Frequently uses excuses such as but not limited to the ever popular I have a ton of homework, the frequent slam piece, or even the I'm hungry even though I just ate dinner.

Example 1
Guy 1: Yo where did anthony go?

Guy 2: Man he just bailed hard for that slightly hot DG

Guy 1: He's sucha dippopotamus.

Example 2
Guy 1: EDDIE !!! where are you going!!!

Guy 2: I'll be right back just gotta do something real quick

Guy 1: Fuckin dippopotamus.

by Edward Terrell October 24, 2011

Doppio

epic swaggy clown king

woah dude you must be a doppio kinnie

by Yummy toe flesh May 24, 2021

Fantasy Doppelganger

When as the owner of multiple fantasy teams, you play against a team in one league that is almost identical to your own team in another league. Fantasy Doppelganger phenomena is generally seen as a harbinger of a bad fantasy weekend, as rooting for your own team in one league means you are rooting against yourself in another. Feelings of euphoria are quickly replaced by general malaise as success in one league leads to failure in another.

Dennis: Who just scored for the Eagles?
Francis: DeSean
Dennis: YESSS!! wait. . . Oh shit that just killed me. . .
Francis: Fantasy Doppelganger??
Dennis: Yea. . . Fuck

by Dennis Worm September 30, 2009

doppel

A secondary posting identity of a regular poster on an internet message board. A poster may develop several different doppels using different email addresses in order to troll and make comments that he wouldn't make when using his primary username.

Origin: The Motley Fool Discussion Boards

JoeBob has 438 doppels. Some examples: JoeShmoe, JimBob, JoseRoberto, JimeRoberto, SaddamHater, FatMan15, PoopyHead, etc.

by George Lucas November 7, 2003

doppelgangbang

You know, when a bunch of people that look kinda the same have sex with some other person. If they're siblings, it is not doppelgangbanging, it is incest.

Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, Richard Gere, and Al Pacino are all having doppelgangbang with that one girl.

by David Letterman 69 December 16, 2008

Doppelhänder

German term for a two-handed wank

Hans: Ich fuhle mich heute gut

Jurgen: Aber warum?

Hans: Letzte nacht habe ich ein sogenannte ,,Doppelhänder" gemacht

Jurgen: Ah genau

by Nathan Rutland October 21, 2009

Doppelnigger

An African American man or women that looks exactly like a non African American you know just with dark skin.

Chad, I saw a black guy that looks exactly like you. He's your doppelnigger.

by Captain Oblivion September 22, 2010