The Great Dong

What you have (unless you’re a girl, or are you…?)

Did you see The Great Dong in Jack’s bathroom?

by thegreatdong January 9, 2023

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

doing time

to spend time in prison.

A: "Hey man, what' up? where's Jack?"
B: "Oh, don't you know? He's doing time since the cops got him selling drugs."

by Wildflower(F) March 9, 2010

Dong Flow

The sexual itinerary of your penis. The same as your daily "work flow" or "gym flow."

Going out to the club later tonight. Gonna get my dong flow on beforehand, don't wanna go out with a loaded gun. #dongflow

by Don Lon August 5, 2014

Doing a mickey

Agreeing to a deadline you can't meet because you are afraid of rocking the boat

Why is he stressed? Because he is doing a mickey

by Crazysteve July 27, 2016

Doing a Stevo!

When you decide to leave a party early even though you have absolutely nothing to do the next day.

Crickey this party is flipping brilliant but it's a 10pm now so I'm doing a Stevo!

by tonyfontana February 5, 2017

Doing tricks on it

Next-level dickriding.

Person 1: Everyday I pray to Playboi Carti
Person 2: ok now u jus doing tricks on it

by splat1234 June 13, 2023