dodderati

A collective mass nown for older people. Derives from a habit of slow movement through shop checkouts due to hands 'doddering' or shaking with change.

Ive got 5 minutes to eat this bloody sandwich before Period 4. I go to the supermarket and it takes 15 minutes to get served due to the dodderati in front of me!

by mids99 July 14, 2009

Doidem

1) A guy that is obsessed with his hair and himself
2) A guy that is extremely weird but everyone loves him
3) A male that is mistaken for taking steroids because of his nickname

He never makes the first move, classic doidem.

by Monkeypincher January 12, 2011

Dooderlude

When you're taking a dump, the period of time between each turd is a dooderlude.

I get some of my best thinking done on the crapper, especially when the dooderludes are long.

by Grampa Betty April 28, 2011

Doodered

another word for dumb friends who think they are kewl

chris bird is a doodered along with fattyjoke

by mvh and bung January 11, 2012

doitering

The act of neither geting on or off my dick and loitering somewhere in between.

Amber thinks she can get away with doitering but I got news for her she better either get off my dick or on my dick

by beastmodenick86 February 14, 2015

Doodercock

Doodercock also known as poopdick is a way to explain a penis after after anal intercourse.

Basically a dick covered in shit or that smells like shit.

A nasty dick

A way to describe a person with a negative vibe.

Don't be a doodercock nobody likes poopdick.

Yeah I got the doodercock I'm uh go take a shower.

So I tried something different last night and ended up with doodercock.

My boss was being a fucking doodercock tonight.

by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017

Dooder

Taking a Poop

I gotta go take a mean dooder.

by Skullsntequila777 May 5, 2018