Dobby jobby

When your partner is kneeling in front giving you head and you pull their ears out wide like a house elf.

My ears still hurt from that Dobby jobby last night. Next time gift me a sock.

by smoothbravo January 29, 2023

dobby

a dobby is someone who is very stupid. they have completely have no common sense. literally the dumbest person you will ever know. doesn’t even fucking know how to spell the word “comma’’. they are so skinny and they don’t put on weight no matter how much junk they eat. but when you’re with them, they will make laugh so hard that you will piss yourself, on their carpet in their spare bedroom... they are absolutely stunning but don’t see it themselves. they are the most innocent in the group.

dobby - “you have ideas, you just haven’t thought of them yet.”
person 1 - “you’re so fucking stupid you dobby.”

by miranda cross April 11, 2020