donker

noun. A person who combines stupidity with a general air of arrogance, lack of propriety and a general low level of talent in anything they think they are good at.

"Sam, If you are going to cut and paste other peoples work onto your blog then everyone will know you are a donker."

by Uncle Chipsy March 25, 2008

Donker

A Donker is a meat donut

this is a donut made entirely out of meat

they were popularized in the book April Morning

Little Boy:Mom What did you make for breakfast?
Mom:I made donkers!
Dad:I made that last night(looks at mom)

by His Royal Dudeness December 9, 2008

Docker

the act of sticking two fingers in a male's anus and one (exaggerated) in the urethra.

man: you look hot tonight

person 2: you're turning me on.... i think tonight i'll give you the docker

man: excellent.

by livethefunlife November 12, 2010

Docker

A Gay Homosexual from Northern England Preferably Liverpool

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Dockers

West Indies slang (particularly St. Vincent & the Grenadines)for sunglasses.

"The sun is bright where are my dockers!?!"

by Lady Jade July 19, 2006

dockers

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.

Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?

by dethscul August 13, 2005

Dockeroo

A man and a kangaroo enjoy a wonderful docking session where the kangaroo gets his didgeridoo and rubs it against the head of the man's penis.

Steve Irwin's Secret Dockeroo Documentary: The Australian Outback: Out the back, Brokeback & Bareback

by Dockslide McGeown December 17, 2008