dessysaurus

a cute dinosaur that everyone loves.

dessysaurus is so hot <3

by imlame4ever February 18, 2009

Dess

When something is shit or when a situation sucks

her swag is dess

dude: yoo is she good in bed?
friend: naw she's dess

by YungToronto February 3, 2012

maid dress

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hey dude!
wear the maid dress.

by olibur December 23, 2020

Dressing the Salad

When a gentleman is shagging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching ejaculation, he screams RAAAANNNCCCHHHH (pulls out) DRESSINNNNGGG!!!!! and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

And this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.

That bitch was hairy so i dressed her salad. I had fun Dressing the Salad
RRRRAAANNNNNNCHHHHHH DRRRREEESSSSIIINNNNGGGGG

by Frenchy (kiki), english wanka April 18, 2010

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by not Kevin May 31, 2006

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 30, 2012

Devil In A New Dress

A simple phrase used to describe a temptation or a woman you are tempted to go out with even though you know she is a deceiver.

Also the name of a Kanye West song from the album "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy".

Jim: I've heard all the rumors, but I wanna ask her out and see what happens.
Bob: Dude, she's just a devil in a new dress...

by Jacalackso November 12, 2010