Destripointing

Your so desperate for something or someone and then your dissapointed when it doesn't happen.

I asked Carly out on a Date and she said blah like no like way. that Was Destripointing.

by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 7, 2014

Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.

The BEST distillery in the North West! Home of Single Silo Chi Vodka, the single tastiest beverage on the face of the earth. It and its quirky, Volkswagen/Lamborghini driving makers are loved by all, from the New York Times and Columbia Tower club to dive bars biker gangs.
Does not actually make sausage.

Random thirsty person: Jeez, I wish I had something to drink
Well prepared individual who carries Single Silo with him: Here, try this
Random thirsty person: Wow, this is delicious!
Well prepared individual: Yeah! It's vodka I bought from Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.
Random thirsty person: Vodka?! But it's noon!
Well prepared individual: Single Silo is the vodka that's not just for breakfast *thumbs up*

Vodka connoisseur: I love Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.'s vodka because it has such long legs and doesn't make me want to throw up at all

by WoodinvillesWebster July 31, 2011

Poor man's disprin

Temporary relief from all ailments provided by a quick orgasm.

I need a poor man's disprin.

by Mike1234567890 October 27, 2012

August 24 national distick day

distick short for This Dck

John: Hey Mike, did you hear it's August 24 national distick day?

Mike: What's distick?

John: Can distick fit in your mouth.

by Daddy Father August 24, 2021

disoriented

Disoriented is the American English version of it's more clunky sounding British English counterpart: disorientated. They both mean to be confused, lost, or to have lost ones bearings or sense of direction.

After being hit on the head, Thomas was disoriented for quite some time.

by Sumoboo January 17, 2015

diatribe

A neverending flow of words, phrases, sentences, and opinions from a speaker whose agenda was crystal clear in the first ten seconds of speech.

Did you hear Rush Limbaugh's diatribe on the war against drugs?

Fucking junkie ass hypocrite!

by Misanthropic71 March 24, 2008

The Distillers

A great punk band with a lead singer than screams into the mic and somehow makes it sound beautiful.

The Distillers roxor my soxors.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 20, 2003