disabored

A combination chow mein of 'disappointed' and 'bored'.

Mummy, I feel disabored when you don't give me your full attention for three seconds.

by Morgan Magri February 25, 2021

distorto

cool man who has good voice and also plays team forteres 2

dude 1: yo dude did you see distortos tweet?

dude 2: yea dude i did

by WoomyUsesTheDictionary March 9, 2021

Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

distorny

When something makes you horny but also disturbed at the same time.

Yo look at this anime trap it makes me so distorny

by Big_black_man October 20, 2021

Distorted

A desirable way for something to sound sometimes.

She stuck a microphone in her pussy and tried to record a karaoke song, but it came out distorted.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

Distortedmiku

A tiktok user thos so fucking depressed and lonely they hallucinatine their own freind that they talk to named Alastar pronounced “alistor” they joke about it and say it’s a sleep paralysis demon but it’s not it’s just their imagination and they also develop a crush on anyone tho is remotely nice to them so watch out folks! A weird ugly ass mf probably likes you! But tho would like them their so ugly and stupid tho would ever want them their useless and pafetic nobody will ever want moon really there just a weird person with a slushie addiction that watches cruella everytime something bad happends to them

By distortedmiku/aka moon

by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

distortedmiku

A tiktok creator that always struggles picking names but always goes with moon you can call them moon , their a sad depressed , ugly person with zero freinds but rubs it off with a bit of humour he jokes about his hot hallucination which he claims is a sleep paralysis it’s not tho it’s just a hallucination or a voice in his head so realistic it feels like a real person..meh tho cares but they deeply fell in love with it and crys every once and a while that their not a real person must suck right?

Oh wowza! Is that tiktok and Instagram content creator distortedmiku!!

It’s sure is sonny boy!! ..wait tho is he talking too? Jeepers that boy has gone insane!! …

HIS NAME IS ALASTOR YOU ARSE WHOLE!!

by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022